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BLOODY RARE: LYRICS

- 01 - DHARMA Initiative
- 02 - Epis. 1.06: The Cure (Acoustic Mix)
- 03 - The Fringemunk Song
- 04 - Epis. 2.01: A New Day in the Old Town (Early Draft Mix)
- 05 - The iPad Song
- 06 - Birthday (Megan)
- 07 - Epis. 2.10: Grey Matters (Acoustic Mix)
- 08 - The Super Bowl XLV Song
- 09 - Epis. 3.13: Immortality (Mono Mix)
- 10 - The Ballad of Oregon Rep. David Wu
- 11 - Blight Christmas
- 12 - The 12 Days of Fringemas
- 13 - Theme from "ESPN: Fantasy Focus Football"
- 14 - Backstory Ballad

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01 - DHARMA INITIATIVE - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Karma Chameleon" by Culture Club
Music Composed by George O'Dowd, Jon Moss, Mikey Craig,
Phil Pickett & Roy Hay
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments & Production by David Wu
Appears on The Fringemunk Show #1 [SEP 2009]


We were founded by the DeGroots in '70
We were backed by Alvar Hanso financially
Our acronym stands for "Department
of Heuristics And Research
on Material Applications"
That's how we live
That's how we live

DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA Initiative
That's how we live
That's how we live
Every time we meet, you know just what we'll say
Namaste
Namaste

We conduct our Island research efficiently
We have 6 stations as of 1980
Jim LaFleur ran a tight operation
Juliet Burke was a mechanic, we think
Pierre Chang is our astrophysicist
That's how we live
That's how we live

DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA Initiative
That's how we live
That's how we live
Every time we meet, you know just what we'll say
Namaste
Namaste

Every day is like survival
The native hostiles, they're our rivals
Every day is like survival
The native hostiles, they're our rivals

Hugo Reyes, he makes good sandwiches
Roger and Jack, they are workmen
Benjamin Linus is a scrawny nerdy kid
That's how we live
That's how we live

DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA Initiative
That's how we live
That's how we live
Every time we meet, you know just what we'll say
Namaste
Namaste

DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA Initiative ("throw your hands in the air, Swan Station!")
That's how we live
That's how we live
At the end of our orientation films, we'll say
Namaste
Namaste

DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA DHARMA
DHARMA Initiative
That's how we live
That's how we live
Every time we meet, you know just what we'll say
Namaste
Namaste




02 - EPIS. 1.06: THE CURE (ACOUSTIC MIX) - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Friday I'm in Love" by The Cure
Parody Lyrics and All Instruments/Production by David Wu
(Version Not Previously Released)


Holly's Diner: Emily showed up
They fed her soup and they called the cop
The customers died and her head blew up
She had lymphocemia

Tested her carcass on the basement floor
Her hyacinth scent made my heart soar
Too bad there is no antidote for
Bellini's lymphocemia

Olivia, wait
You have a short fuse as of late
You haven't been this mad to date

Mr. Papaya went ka-boom
The crooks kidnapped Claire Williams too
She was trapped in an unknown room
She had lymphocemia

Dr. Patel was a shady bald man
He mentioned David Esterbrook then
He took his gun and blasted his head
Right in front of Olivia

Olivia, wait
We know it's not PMS, OK?
You're worrying 'bout your stepdad's fate

So when you were 9
He was so out of line
Abusing your mom - yeah, he should have been fined
He broke her nose, so unkind
Then you made up your mind
You shot him twice, and he almost died
When you think back to then
You wish you'd shot him again
Cuz he recovered and he vanished from sight
He sends you cards every year
On your birthday, it's clear
He's onto you, Olivia

So this case would not fall apart:
Peter tracked down Nina Sharp
They struck a deal - but was that smart?
All for lymphocemia

Nina's info was good for us
The FBI stormed INtREPUS
Claire stabbed her neck with the needle
To stall the methyl eugenol




03 - THE FRINGEMUNK SONG - The Fringemunks
Parody of "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"
Words/Music by Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. / Additional lyrics by David Wu
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
From David Wu's 2008 Christmas Reflections


DAVID WU: Alright, you Fringemunks! Are you ready to sing your song?

FEEBO:  I'll say we are!

NOTCHY: Yeah, let's sing it now.

DAVID: OK, Notchy?

NOTCHY:  OK.

DAVID: OK, Pie?

PIE: OK.

DAVID:  OK, Feebo?  Feebo?  Feebo!

FEEBO: OK!

FRINGEMUNKS:
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry, Christmas - hurry fast
Want a bunch of DVDs

FEEBO:  Or J.J. Abrams' autograph, please.

FRINGEMUNKS:
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late

[Interlude]

DAVID: OK, fellas, get ready.  That was very good, Notchy.

NOTCHY: Naturally!

DAVID: Very good, Pie.

PIE: Hehehehehehehehehe!

DAVID: Uh, Feebo, you were a little flat - uh, watch it. Feebo? Feebo!

FEEBO: O-K!

FRINGEMUNKS: Want a bunch of DVDs.

FEEBO:  Or J.J. Abrams' autograph, please.

FRINGEMUNKS:
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late

DAVID: Very good, fellas.

FEEBO:  Let's sing it again!

NOTCHY: Yeah, let's sing it again!

PIE: C'mon, Dave!

DAVID: No, no, let's not overdo it.

FEEBO: What do you mean, overdo it?

NOTCHY: We want to sing it again!

FRINGEMUNKS: (Indecipherable chatter)

DAVID: C'mon, fellas, Feebo, c'mon, Notchy. Put that down, Pie!

FRINGEMUNKS: (Indecipherable chatter)

DAVID: C'mon, this is getting ridiculous now!

[Explosion]

DAVID AND FRINGEMUNKS:  Merry Christmas, everybody!




04 - EPIS. 2.01: A NEW DAY IN THE OLD TOWN (EARLY DRAFT MIX)
 - The Fringemunks
Parody of "New Divide" by Linkin Park
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments & Production by David Wu
(Version Not Previously Released)


I was out with Walter shopping for some groceries
We were talking 'bout custard, then I received a call
We rushed to Manhattan and saw Olivia's SUV
It was wrecked and needs repair, but Olivia wasn't there

What's the reason for Agent Jessup questioning me like that?
This is classified - I have no time for this
The SUV's engine, it started up, the horn and siren wailed
Olivia blasted through the windshield, then lay still
When she crossed back to this side

At the hospital, we heard the diagnosis
They said her damaged brain was unrepairable
At the Irish Heather bar, Broyles and I toasted Olivia
I went back to the hospital, talked to Rachel in the hall

Olivia woke up, she spoke in Greek, she sat up, then she screamed
She says there's something she needs to do to save lives
She can't remember what it is

The case file shows George Reed's face
But he was dead at the time of the wreck
At the lab, we notice 3 distinct holes
In George Reed's soft palate
Then we realized the news
A shape-shifter's on the loose

He's a soldier, and he'll stay on target
Till his objective is achieved
He turned into lady nurse
And tried to kill Olivia
But we stopped the soldier, who escaped, but we chased her
And then we heard gunshots
Charlie Francis stood over the nurse's corpse
I'm glad he's on our side
It's been one crazy birthday
From now on, we're calling the shots

VOICE: A shape-shifter cremated Charlie...




05 - THE iPAD SONG - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Bad" by Michael Jackson
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments & Production by David Wu
(Released on 30 JAN 2010)


iPad!
You ain't nothin'!
You ain't nothin'!

Steve Jobs's the man
He does most things right
But I'm not sure
'Bout this new device
You can only run
One app at a time
Screen's 4:3
Not 16:9

No Flash
No Cam
No HDMI

It's not a netbook,
Blackberry, or Droid
It looks like an iPhone
That's on steroids
I'm basing this
On that keynote feed
That Apple crowd
Claps at everything

Well they say the sky's the limit
For what Apple can do
But I'm rather disappointed
Should I wait for version 2

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
Come On, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!

With all the hype
I expected more
So why does it feel
Like a dinosaur
No SD slot
No USB
No GPS
Despite the 3G
The lowest you'll pay
In a 2-year data plan
359 dollars
and 76 cents
(plus tax!)

It looks better than the Kindle
And the processor has speed
But I don't wanna waste my money
Should I wait till version 3

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know it, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!

(Alright, David Wu! Yeah! Woo!)

Not as bulky as a laptop
It's convenient on the go
But unless there's multitasking
I'm not spending any dough

On the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know it, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad) (Woo! Woo! Woo!)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name

Of the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad
You know It - You know it
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
You Know, You know, You Know, Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
So expect all the product placement soon
On the latest TV shows

It's the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad baby
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
You Know, You know, You Know, Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
So expect a few smirks here and there
Every time you take it out

It's the iPad, iPad
Come On
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad, Woo!
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
The new iPad, iPad You Know It, You know
(iPad, it's the new iPad)
And the iPad's trending on Twitter right now
Many women cringe at the name,
iPad!




06 - BIRTHDAY (MEGAN) - The Fringemunks
Non-Parody Cover of "Birthday" by The Beatles
Words/Music by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
All Instruments & Production by David Wu
(Released on 11 SEP 2010)


They say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

Yes, we're going to a party, party
Yes, we're going to a party, party
Yes, we're going to a party, party

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance

They say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
Happy birthday to you

I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Take a cha-cha-cha-chance (Birthday)
I would like you to dance (Birthday)
Dance, Dance

They say it's your birthday
Well it's my birthday too, yeah
They say it's your birthday
We're gonna have a good time
I'm glad it's your birthday
(I'm glad it's your birthday)
Happy birthday to you

Happy birthday to you, Megan!
Happy birthday!  Happy birthday, Megan!




07 - EPISODE 2.10: GREY MATTERS (ACOUSTIC MIX) - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Hey, Soul Sister" by Train
Music composed by Amund Bjorklund, Espen Lind & Pat Monahan 
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(Version Not Previously Released)


Hey, Hey, Hey

A chunk of brain
Had made Joseph Slater go insane
Obsessed with some girl in a red dress
But then you removed the chunk
And that freed his mind

Another chunk of brain
Made Deborah Crampton focus on the number 28
But she's completely normal now
And I know exactly why her scalp has a scar

Hey, Tom Newton
You're the leader
Looking for the door
Between the alternate universes
Hey, Tom Newton
You're the head that William Bell warned me about
On the other side

Hey, Hey, Hey

There are three blanks
In the left temporal lobe of Walter's brain
The third chunk was in Stu Gordon
He'd thought he was Sydney Greenstreet from Casablanca

You kidnapped Walter
Extracted his tracking chip and left it in a restroom sink
But we put all the clues together
And we deduced you were holding Walter
At the former Bishop house on Green Street

Hey, Tom Newton
You tried to flee in a van
But then I shot your friends
And now I'm pointing my gun at you
Hey, Tom Newton
You better not twitch
Or you won't have a head left to refreeze

Then you gave me a choice
You said that Walter Bishop's gonna die
From an injected neurotoxin
Of which the only cure is the antidote
I gave you my phone
Ran back to house
Then you told me the correct antidote sequence:
Blue / Yellow / Red

Hey, Tom Newton
I let you go in order to save Walter
And we'll be needing him before this is over
I have questions...
Like:  Who is Dr. Paris?
And:  How did you know about Walter's memories?

Thomas Jerome Newton,
Now you have the information 'bout the door
To the other side
Hey, Hey, Hey
To the other side
Hey, Hey, Hey
To the other side




08 - THE SUPER BOWL XLV SONG - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Old Time Rock and Roll" by Bob Seger
Music composed by George Jackson & Thomas E. Jones III
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(Released on 13 FEB 2011)


Turn on that HDTV if you will
I DVR'd it, and I'm watching still
The Pack and Steelers both got on a roll
They met in Dallas for the Super Bowl

That Glee girl sang "America the Beautiful"
With the anthem, Christina dropped the ball
Fast forward through the lame commercials
To watch the 45th Super Bowl

The Green Bay Packers won the coin toss
And they elected to kick off the ball
Both teams had a few three-and-outs
Then Jordy Nelson caught the first touchdown

After the ensuing kickoff, Big Ben
He threw a pass that he would soon regret
Collins returned it for a big pick-6
And just like that, Green Bay led 14-zip

The 2nd quarter of the Super Bowl
The Steelers' Shaun Suisham kicked a field goal
They forced a punt and showed good offensive push
Till Ben was intercepted by Jarrett Bush

Then Rodgers threw a 21-yard TD
To Greg Jennings to make it 21-3
Jennings brings soul to his wideout play
He is the NFL's Marvin Gaye

Randle El caught a pass - 37 yards
Then 3 receptions were made by Hines Ward
Including an 8-yard touchdown from Big Ben
The halftime score was 21-10

Then it was time for the halftime show
The Black Eyed Peas sang with auto-tune, though
Slash and Usher made their cameos
Fergie used Slash as a dancing pole

(Super Bowl XLV, baby!)
(Woo! Play it, David Wu!)

Green Bay had a three-and-out to start quarter 3
A facemask penalty on Tom Crabtree
Moved the Steelers to midfield with the ball
Which led to a TD run by Mendenhall

Pittsburgh drove to the Packers' 29
Suisham's kick attempt sailed left, very wide
The Steelers' first play of the 4th quarter
Fumbled by Mendenhall for their third turnover

Five plays later, on 3rd down and 10,
A 38-yard pass was caught by Nelson
He ended up at the Steelers' 2-yard line
Soon, Jennings caught a TD for the 2nd time

That made the score 28-17
But then Wallace caught a 25-yard TD
Randle El converted a 2-point play
Which brought the Steelers 3 points behind Green Bay

The Steelers kept the Pack out of the end zone
But Crosby kicked a 23-yard field goal
The score was 31-25
Pittsburgh got the ball on their own 13-yard line

A 4th down pass to Wallace fell incomplete
And it was clear the Steelers had the defeat
The Packers raised the Lombardi Trophy
And Aaron Rodgers was the MVP

I loved the 45th Super Bowl
It was classic game to behold
For the most part, the refs made good calls
Unlike the 40th Super Bowl

We loved the 45th Super Bowl
It was a classic game to behold
It was as good as any games of old
We loved the 45th Super Bowl




09- EPISODE 3.13: IMMORTALITY (MONO MIX) - The Fringemunks
Parody of "Ticket to Ride" by The Beatles
Music composed by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


I think I'm gonna be sad
I found out today, yeah
The sonogram shows that Liv
Has a kid on the way

Liv was knocked up by some other
Knocked up by some other guy
Knocked up by some other guy who I don't know!

At first, I thought she was infected
By a damn parasite, yeah
We rushed her to the hospital
So we could make it in time

Liv was knocked up by some other
Knocked up by some other guy
Knocked up by some other guy who I don't know

I worked the case as CDC expert
Skelter beetles ate through people's insides
Modified by Dr. Armand Silva
In hopes of making a flu vaccine from parasites

Dr. Silva pulled a queen beetle from
His bloody neck side, yeah
Requested that they spell his name right
Just before he died, yeah

Ah, Liv was knocked up by some other
Knocked up by some other guy
Knocked up by some other guy who I don't know

In secret, I told Lincoln that I would
Propose to 'Livia over the weekend
I ended up asking her before then
She said yes, but now I know she's a bitch

I wish I could have foreseen
This crap goin' down, yeah
How could I know she was prone
To [expletive] around?

Ah, Liv was knocked up by some other
Knocked up by some other guy
Knocked up by some other guy - and Liv is a bitch!

Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!
Olivia's a bitch!




10- THE BALLAD OF OREGON REP. DAVID WU - The Fringemunks
Parody of "John Sinclair" by John Lennon
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


This is a song about David Wu
Not our producer, David Wu
But the embattled Oregon congressman, David Wu
This is a song about someone who has fallen from grace

What did you do, David Wu?
Having fun in your tiger suit
We thought we knew David Wu
Oregon voters loved you too
In the House, you once had your say
Now you're the punchline of the USA

The media's on to you
I think you know what you should do
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta take your meds!

Who did you screw, David Wu?
A teenage girl and the public too
You proclaim your legality
But this was a breach of morality
In the House, you once had your say
Now you're the punchline of Leno Jay
Wu-hoo

Your congressional life is through
I think you know what you should do
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta take your meds!

Wu-hoo
Back at Stanford U
You assaulted your ex-girlfriend, too
You gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta, gotta,
gotta, gotta, gotta take your meds!

In the House, you had your fun
You talked about Klingons and Romulans
Your million dollar benefits
Will help take care of your kids
But who are we to judge?
You're no worse than anyone
Wu-hoo

Your Congress life is through
But I've got some good news for you
You've got a, got a, got a, got a,
got a, got a, got a, got a,
got a, got a, got a, got a,
got a, got a, got a second chance!




11- BLIGHT CHRISTMAS - The Fringemunks
Parody of "White Christmas" by The Drifters
Music composed by Irving Berlin
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know
Oh, the barren wasteland
It's grey and ashen
Where no vegetation grows

I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
In a van with William Bell, I ride
He confirms, he confirms
He confirms that the fault is all mi-i-i-ine
This alter-universe's Christmases have blight

I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know
Oh, the barren wasteland
It's grey and ashen
Where no vegetation grows

I-I-I-I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
In a van with William Bell, I ride
He confirms, he confirms
He confirms that the fault is all mi-i-i-ine
That this alter-universe's Christmases have blight

William Bell, William Bell
William told me so




12- THE 12 DAYS OF FRINGEMAS - The Fringemunks
Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (Traditional)
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


On the 1st day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
A Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 2nd day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 3rd day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 4th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 5th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 6th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 7th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 8th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 9th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 10th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 11th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
11 corpses singing
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
I need to vomit!
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 12th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
12 hits of Brown Betty
11 corpses singing
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP




13- THEME FROM "ESPN: FANTASY FOCUS FOOTBALL" - The Fringemunks
Non-parody cover of theme composed by Eric Hutchinson
All Instruments and Production by David Wu


Fantasy - You're in the 06010!
Fantasy Focus
Fantasy - The 12th-most popular fantasy podcast show!
Fantasy Focus

Nate Ravitz - "Say Nay Kid"
Matthew Berry - "The Talented Mr. Roto"
Pod Vader - you'll never win the Man's League
ESPN - what are you doing with these guys?

No wonder they won 3 podcast awards
All around the world
Let's put it on the board!

Fantasy
Fantasy Focus
Fantasy
Fantasy Focus




14- BACKSTORY BALLAD - The Fringemunks
Parody of "In the Year 2525 (Exordium and Terminus)" by Zager & Evans
Music composed by Rick Evans
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu


In the year 2012, 2012
Seeds had been planted for our current hell
Etta was born to Peter and Liv
Things seemed stable for the Family Bishop

In the year 2015
Observers separated Etta from Liv and Pete
The Purge began, and became wide-scale
Fringe Division tried to fight them, but failed

In the year 2016
A few key people were ambered it seems
Specifically, Walter, Peter and Liv
William Bell, and dear Astrid

In the year 2018
Gene the Cow died of a sickly spleen
Gene was ground into hamburger, it's clear
Gene was eaten by Windmark that year

In the year Two-Thousand-Twenty
There were more and more baldies a-plenty
They sabotaged our breathable air
Domination was their only care, whoa whoa

In the year 2023
Markham purchased Liv from amber gypsies
His private actions, about them we would sing
But this song is PG-13

In the year 2025
The resistance tried so hard to survive
Simon Foster, leadership he did bring
He took teenage Etta right under his wing, whoa whoa

In the year Two-Thousand-Three-Zero
It's suicide being a resistance hero
What you're thinking, Observers can predict
Unless you learned some jedi mind trick, whoa whoa

Now it's 2036 A.D.
Will we ever be freed?
The resistance unambered Walter, Peter and Astrid
Soon after that, they did the same to Liv

And that's how we got to here
Our future couldn't be more unclear
And to make sure this sticks in your head
We'll torture you with this song again

In the year 2012, 2012
Seeds had been planted for our current hell
Etta was born to Peter and Liv
Things seemed stable for the Family Bishop...

In the year 2015...






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