The ultimate "Fringe"-themed holiday album! Features 5 songs recorded from 2008-2012.

Lyrics:

01- HAPPY XMAS (OPPRESSION IS OVER)
Parody of "Happy Xmas (War is Over)" by John & Yoko/Plastic Ono Band
Music composed by John Lennon & Yoko Ono
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(New Song)

So this is Christmas
And we're not yet dead
2036 is over
A new year looms ahead

And so this is Christmas
Our work is not done
To stop those Observers
We must function as one

A very merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without baldies to fear

And so this is Christmas (Oppression is over)
And what can we tell? (If you resist it)
It's a much different world now (Oppression is over)
Than it was in 2012 (Now!)

And so happy Christmas (Oppression is over)
Amidst this dark night (If you resist it)
For the honor of Etta (Oppression is over)
We promise to fight (Now!)

A very merry Christmas
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without baldies to fear

And so this is Christmas (Oppression is over)
And we're not yet dead (If you resist it)
2036 is over (Oppression is over)
A new year looms ahead, yeah (Now!)

And so this is Christmas (Oppression is over)
And our work is not done (If you resist it)
To stop those Observers (Oppression is over)
We must function as one - now! (Now!)

A very merry Christmas (Everybody!)
And a happy new year
Let's hope it's a good one
Without baldies to fear

Oppression is over
If you resist it
Oppression is over
Now!

02- BLIGHT CHRISTMAS
Parody of "White Christmas" by The Drifters
Music composed by Irving Berlin
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(Released in 2011 on the album "Bloody Rare")

I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know
Oh, the barren wasteland
It's grey and ashen
Where no vegetation grows

I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
In a van with William Bell, I ride
He confirms, he confirms
He confirms that the fault is all mi-i-i-ine
This alter-universe's Christmases have blight

I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
Not like the ones I used to know
Oh, the barren wasteland
It's grey and ashen
Where no vegetation grows

I-I-I-I'm dreamin' of a blight Christmas
In a van with William Bell, I ride
He confirms, he confirms
He confirms that the fault is all mi-i-i-ine
That this alter-universe's Christmases have blight

William Bell, William Bell
William told me so

03- THE 12 DAYS OF FRINGEMAS
Parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas" (Traditional)
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(Released in 2011 on the album "Bloody Rare")

On the 1st day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
A Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 2nd day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 3rd day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 4th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 5th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 6th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 7th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 8th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 9th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 10th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 11th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
11 corpses singing
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
I need to vomit!
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

On the 12th day of Fringemas
Dr. Bishop gave to me
12 hits of Brown Betty
11 corpses singing
10 heads exploding
9 zeppelins floating
8 old-man babies
7 dead birds flying
6 nipples milking
5 liquid brains
4 coffee cakes
3 Red Vines
2 root beer floats
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP
And a Violet Sedan Chair LP

04- HAVE YOURSELF A FINE DELICIOUS EGG STICK
Parody of "Have Yourself a Merry Little Christmas"
Music composed by Ralph Blane
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(New Song)

Have yourself a fine delicious egg stick
Though it's far from bliss
From now on, our eggs must be prepared like this

Try one solo, or bite a bunch together
Discard the plastic wraps
One day you'll get used to eating all this crap

You may hear something crunch a bit
That's because you hit some shell
Membrane is tough, like you're biting string
It's the closest thing to hell

There may be some times that you will vomit
Per what your stomach allows
Sorry but we have to settle for this chow
So have yourself a fine delicious egg stick now

You may hear something crunch a bit
That's because you hit some shell
Membrane is tough, like you're biting string
It's the closest thing to hell

There may be some times that you will vomit
Per what your stomach allows
Sorry but we have to settle for this chow
So have yourself a fine delicious egg stick now

05- THE FRINGEMUNK SONG (WITH DAVID WU)
Parody of "The Chipmunk Song (Christmas Don't Be Late)"
Words/Music by Ross Bagdasarian, Sr. / Additional lyrics by David Wu
Parody Lyrics, All Instruments and Production by David Wu
(From David Wu's "2008 Christmas Reflections")

DAVID WU: Alright, you Fringemunks! Are you ready to sing your song?

FEEBO:  I'll say we are!

NOTCHY: Yeah, let's sing it now.

DAVID: OK, Notchy?

NOTCHY:  OK.

DAVID: OK, Pie?

PIE: OK.

DAVID:  OK, Feebo?  Feebo?  Feebo!

FEEBO: OK!

FRINGEMUNKS:
Christmas, Christmas time is near
Time for toys and time for cheer
We've been good, but we can't last
Hurry, Christmas - hurry fast
Want a bunch of DVDs

FEEBO:  Or J.J. Abrams' autograph, please.

FRINGEMUNKS:
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late

[Interlude]

DAVID: OK, fellas, get ready.  That was very good, Notchy.

NOTCHY: Naturally!

DAVID: Very good, Pie.

PIE: Hehehehehehehehehe!

DAVID: Uh, Feebo, you were a little flat - uh, watch it. Feebo? Feebo!

FEEBO: O-K!

FRINGEMUNKS: Want a bunch of DVDs.

FEEBO:  Or J.J. Abrams' autograph, please.

FRINGEMUNKS:
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late
We can't hardly stand the wait
Please, Christmas, don't be late

DAVID: Very good, fellas.

FEEBO:  Let's sing it again!

NOTCHY: Yeah, let's sing it again!

PIE: C'mon, Dave!

DAVID: No, no, let's not overdo it.

FEEBO: What do you mean, overdo it?

NOTCHY: We want to sing it again!

FRINGEMUNKS: (Indecipherable chatter)

DAVID: C'mon, fellas, Feebo, c'mon, Notchy. Put that down, Pie!

FRINGEMUNKS: (Indecipherable chatter)

DAVID: C'mon, this is getting ridiculous now!

[Explosion]

DAVID AND FRINGEMUNKS:  Merry Christmas, everybody!
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Produced by David Wu
Runtime: 16:20
Genre: Christmas
Recorded: 2008-2012



Tracklist/MP3s

  1. Happy Xmas (Oppression is Over)
    (Music composed by J. Lennon/Y. Ono)    [MP3]
  2. Blight Christmas
    (Music composed by I. Berlin)   [MP3]
  3. The 12 Days of Fringemas
    (Music: Traditional)   [MP3]
  4. Have Yourself a Fine Delicious Egg Stick
    (Music composed by R. Blane)   [MP3]
  5. The Fringemunk Song (feat. The Fringemunks)
    (Music composed by R. Bagdasarian)   [MP3]

Personnel

  • Feebo: lead vocals
  • Notchy: background/specialty vocals
  • Pie: alternate lead vocals
  • David Wu: all parody lyrics, instruments and production

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